Cringe

This is for really embarrassing things that have happened to you, you know, the ones where you wish the ground would just open up and swallow you.

Well I will get the ball rolling on this one,( hmm, am I going to regret this?, haha.)

Well mine was a few years ago, when I was courting my husband. He had a Golden Retriever named Pepe, a beautiful dog.

Anyway one day while I was at his house waiting for him to come home from work I was a little peckish (hungry in limey terms, lol). So I decided to see what was in the fridge, as I opened the door there was a bowl full of what looked like chunks of cooked beef. It looked really tasty, so, being hungry I had a few pieces and it tasted great.

Later that night while talking to him and his mum, I commented on how nice the beef was in the fridge. They both looked at me puzzled, as his mum said "there is no beef in the fridge". I replied " yes there is in the white bowl". They just started laughing uncontrollably, seeing me looking puzzled they informed me I had eaten the dog brawn (dog food).

Needless to say have not been allowed to forget it and you can guarantee it will always crop up, in conversation when in company. Mind you it was nice and it hasn't affected me one bit. WOOF, WOOF.

My latest escapade was last week, when while out and about, I got a little peckish. So called off at the local newsagents and picked up a chocolate bar to keep me going.

Anyways later on, I was asked to run an errand, to the local large supermarket, which I duly did. On returning home, my sister said to me, "David what have you got all over your bum?" When taking a closer inspection, i.e taking off my jeans and having a look. I found what looked like, ( well will leave that to your imagination, lol), and in fact had walked all round the local supermarket, with chocolate spread all over my butt. I knew it was chocolate, but the worst part is no-one else would have would they. I am just glad I didn't know about it until I got home lol.

Well I don't think I can be held particularly responsible for this as I was only a tot (little).

One sunny day I was playing in the dining room after just finishing my dinner with my own special little fork and spoon, Mum announced come in its a lovely day we will take a walk to Gran's. David (my brother) was about 2 and I was about 13 months. Mum started getting us both ready and once we were ready and I was in my pram, we set off for Gran's.

Soon into the journey David started whining that his foot hurt, Mum being Mum said oh shush up you will be fine you have another foot so don't worry. But no, he carried on whining, Mum kept geeing him up and saying not much further to go now, then you can have a rest.( It takes around 30 mins to walk to my Gran's just so you can roughly guess how far it is to walk).

Anyway on arriving at Gran's, the first thing David says is "Gran my foots hurting". Typical male still whining (lol). So Gran took of his shoe and sock and asked where it hurt, he pointed to the sole of his foot, when Gran lifted up his foot, he had four really bad indentations that looked extremely sore. "What on earth have you done?" asked Gran. Mum looking puzzled picked up his shoe, when she felt inside, what did she find but my nice shiny lil fork, with prongs facing upwards of course (lol). Now who on earth could have put that in there, hehehe. Needless to say Mum felt really guilty having made him walk all the way with an upturned fork in his shoe. Oh well he got over it didn't he? Hahahahahaha.

Hi, all the embarrassments caused by food in your page reminded me of something funny (for others not for me lol) that happened with my ex and I.

For our first date, I took my ex to a nice, expensive restaurant; I don’t know what made me chose a chicken curry dish. Anyway we were talking and everything was great until, I picked by accident a big peace of chicken skin and had it in my mouth (there was so much curry sauce that I couldn’t see what I was eating). If there is one thing in the world that can make me throw up, it’s chicken skin!!!

Suddenly it was the end of the world for me: there’s chicken skin in my mouth, I was in good company and I didn’t want anyone to notice my problem. So I tried to keep it there because I couldn’t swallow it without making a really bad face. I remember that my eyes were almost full of tears because I was feeling really sick. And here I was making her think that I was listening to her (I don’t have any idea what she was talking about). For some reason she decided to show me something she had in her handbag. As soon as she removed her eyes from me, I swallowed the skin (if you want a description of my face during this fraction of second, you can look at Louis Armstrong singing “what a wonderful world” And you’ll have a slight idea.

Oh I almost forgot, it was the first time ever I have drank wine like Coca Cola, hahahahaha......

I have been a lifeguard for 14 yrs. One summer, I was wearing this nice swim suit with a strap and hook closure in the back. I had just gotten off my break and was climbing into the lifeguard stand. I was reaching for the top bar and climbing the rungs at the same time when the strap unhooked and popped around front. There I was halfway up the ladder, boobs hanging out, with everyone and their dog swimming. There was nothing I could do until I finished going up or down the ladder. I went up, opened my umbrella, and died of embarrassment.

When I was in my teens, I used to wear a false hair bun, attached to the back of my head with bobby pins. I went to the movies one night and as I was sat a gentleman decided to sit in the row behind me. As he sat down my bun got hooked on his jacket button, as he sat down he took my bun with him to his seat. LOL. I was so embarrassed, I have never worn one again.

I would like to thank those that have had the guts to write in and give me their embarrassing moments.